Finally all that groping of old women and children by the TSA has paid
off! They finally found another underwear bomb! Oh and it was on a Arab
Guy..... who'd a thunk it?
china was caught exporting herbal remedy pills containing ground up dead babies, who knew "other natural flavors" meant people?
Congratulations to obama! On the eve of osamas capture, you foiled
another underware bomber! This evil conspirator was working from inside
the CIA as an informant. It feels good to know the CIA is keeping tabs
on its own employees, and making sure they dont try to kill us! This is a
fine piece of investigative work! Finding a terroroist who works for
you, who your paying to hang out with other terrorist.... how did you find him!
Obama finally creating jobs! Today Divorce Lawyers across america
cheered Obama's support of Gay marriage. With this great new customer
base they will surely need to hire more staff to handle the extra
business!
CNN Reporter Brooke Baldwin announced Obama finished his evolution on gay marriage and rush limbaugh said it was like he turned into a
butterfly! Which thankfully is the end of the metamorphic process before
a worm dies.
the federal reserve approved china opening banks in the usa - now we can
sell our childrens futures directly to china and skip the government
middleman!
The un says we must give back mount rushmore and other lands promised to
the indians by treaties with the us government. This sounds like a
great idea, and I think we should start with the land the UN is sitting
on!
when you visit the whitehouse, and your pregnant, you have to register
your unborn child with the visitors office, unless your baby is unwanted, then you can simply write in the name Barry
but ... but wait... unborn babies... are
not people.... so maybe we should pass a law requiring a visitor register at all abortion clinics?
masachusetts has banned bake sales, and california has banned lemonade
sales... did I mention the nazi's and socialist got elected again in
europe?
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