Friday, January 20, 2012

THE KOR REPORT 1-19-2012

Iran sent our drone back this week, but it was a scale toy model. Obama was furious and immediatly order our embassys to put them in their gift shops.

rick perry dropped out of the presidential race, and put his support behind newt gingrich. In the polls newt gingrich instantly saw no change.

the internet protested the sopa and pipa bill this week, obama was furious, golf.com com and travelocity were blacked out

Obama killed the keystone pipeline this week costing untold numbers of jobs. Maybe we need a washington dc pipeline?
Martin Luther Kings eternal flame at his tomb went out this week. Martin Luther king was a republican.

Washington DC passed a law this week protecting RATS and their entire familes requireing them to be moved together and relocated safely...
this species of rat "Rattus- imcumbant Politiciananus" is very endangered and may be wiped out soon

The company that handles the united states elections was sold to a foreign company based in barcelona spain this week.
Now instead of problems hanging chads, our election process will be replaced with a system of beating animal shaped pinatas filled with candy and money until they break.... in other words... nothing will change

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