Thursday, March 8, 2012

STOP THE PENIS WAR!

My penis is costing me a thousand dollars a year to maintain. I want healthcare that will provide safe ejaculatory services at a reasonable cost. I should be able to freely use my penis without persecution. Stop this war on my penis!

There is no readily available affordable ejaculatory treatment for this normal bodily function. I have to face the embarrassment of walking into a drug store with an erection to buy magazines and Kleenex to deal with this hardship that I must keep locked away in secrecy in my bathroom.

Over the course of a 3 year college degree this may cost me over $15000 dollars!

If men could simply copulate in a safe manner without being treated as perverts then that would reduce healthcare costs from unwanted pregnancy, abortions, sexually transmitted disease, welfare .... just provide public masturbation service for all men.

Not to mention the incalculable savings from the reduction of male aggression. How many billion of dollars are being sucked out of our budget by testosterone rage driven wars? How many women are being treated for abuse from horney men who cannot recieve any of the help they need to treat this daily torture?

Society just spits in our faces like we are some sort of deviant. We did not choose this condition. We were born into it. Our sexuality is not a choice, it is genetic. We are born this way. And we should not be punished for seeking the medically necessary treatment we need from our bulging scrotum.

Yet they continue to hit us where it hurts. Our wallet. Excessive taxes on pornography, child support, anti-prostitution laws all forcing us to take our bodies, and our rights, and shove them into some back alley dark dirty glory hole, and be ashamed.

How dare the government stick their nose into our business.

It is time society open up to the plight of men all over the world and allow us the free and unrestricted access to this 100% effective form of birth control.



Thursday, March 1, 2012

KOR REPORT 3-1-12

journalist andrew breitbart passed away last night. He recently said he had video of obamas college days that would be coming out soon. But unfortunatly mr breitbart was buried at sea this afternoon.

bernanke says were heading for a fiscal cliff, hopefully we can get a republican president elected again so we can get back in the ditch where its safe!

So a bald eagle is protected as an egg and is regarded as a precious animal and is protected from conception to death with fines and prison. Why again do we think abortion is ok?

Olympia Snowe announced she will be retiring after 18 years in congress. Her run as a senator has been amazing! Especially to scientists who were baffled her longevity. Who knew snowe could last 18 years in hell?

the military is building a soccer field at the prison at guantanimo bay, cuba, with a price tag of 750 thousand dollars. Games at the field will be as realistic as possible so the prisoners will feel right at home. As is tradition, the losing team will be executed by an angry mob.

Jessie jackson says its an HONOR to be the food stamp president. Because food stamps employ people. They also aparently cure cancer, neutralize nuclear radiation, cause rainbows, and are the force.

CRAZY LOUIE farrikahn says that racial hatred could lead to obama getting assassinated.... but no worry louie... one thing is keeping him safe...
two words.... PRESIDENT BIDEN

Democratic governers met with obama this week discussing ways to bypass congress and further their agenda. Unfortunatly it was from the 51st thru 57th states...

a dog was registered as a voter in new mexico... guess which party?