Sandy Berger - Felon - Stealing from the white house, stuffed classified documents down his pants
Ted Kennedy - Felon - Manslaughter, dead chick in a creek
Bill Clinton - Felon - Perjury under oath in a Supreme Court, taught our kids that blow jobs are ok even for the leader of the free world - because they are not sex
Hillary Clinton - Felon - Stole whitehouse furniture - now you wana make her president?
John Kerry - Felon - Treachery against his country - if you got a problem with Jane Fonda - This guy was right there at every meeting!
Al Gore - hypocrite - made millions of family fortune from Tennessee coal mines - now wants to preach global warming
Nancy Pelosi - hypocrite - wants to preach about rights in Syria and Iran - sits on a labor committee - while she owns stock in a hotel chain and in a vineyard that do not use UNION LABOR
Al Sharpton - hypocrite - He is a preacher for gods sake - he cant forgive? - has to destroy a man? If ever there were a nappy headed ho - its sharpton - have you seen his hair? He will whore himself to any cause that incites racism tensions - he is the ANTI - MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
Jessee Jackson - hypocrite - sleeps around on his wife and has the gall to say anything to anyone as a reverend? There is nothing to revere about these so-called reverends!
What kind of party is the democrat party? Killers, Thieves, hypocrite reverends, and Traitors?
Weekly satire review of current events
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Thursday, April 5, 2007
China, Venezuela, North Korea, and Iran - What do they have in common? Our demise!
Well recently they seem to have a lot in common. For instance, they dont like American Dollars.
Recently these countrys decided that they dont like American dollars.
They are now only accepting payments in EUROS.
They are converting all their assets in to EUROS.
So what?
The value of currency is directly tied to how widly accepted it is in the world. If our currency is not accepted in a lot of major markets, then it becomes less valuable to people and less reliable as a safe form of wealth and property exchange. If I cannot do business in dollars it becomes less valuable.
Why represent my assets with a weak currency? Anyone will take a EURO but half the world wont take my Dollar. It will no longer be considered a safe trade in exchange for goods and services.
This attempt to de-value the US Dollar is coupled by a huge influx of counterfiet currency from our enemys as well. So now you dont even know if your crappy Dollar is REAL!
If you de-value our currency.
Slowly choke off supply and drive prices up.
Then attack and cause panic in the markets,
Our currency will be undervalued to pay for overpriced supplies that are in HIGH demand!
we will trample ourselves to death trying to get to food and gas and our economy will go into a tale spin.
We are slowly being set up for disaster!
Recently these countrys decided that they dont like American dollars.
They are now only accepting payments in EUROS.
They are converting all their assets in to EUROS.
So what?
The value of currency is directly tied to how widly accepted it is in the world. If our currency is not accepted in a lot of major markets, then it becomes less valuable to people and less reliable as a safe form of wealth and property exchange. If I cannot do business in dollars it becomes less valuable.
Why represent my assets with a weak currency? Anyone will take a EURO but half the world wont take my Dollar. It will no longer be considered a safe trade in exchange for goods and services.
This attempt to de-value the US Dollar is coupled by a huge influx of counterfiet currency from our enemys as well. So now you dont even know if your crappy Dollar is REAL!
If you de-value our currency.
Slowly choke off supply and drive prices up.
Then attack and cause panic in the markets,
Our currency will be undervalued to pay for overpriced supplies that are in HIGH demand!
we will trample ourselves to death trying to get to food and gas and our economy will go into a tale spin.
We are slowly being set up for disaster!
What if we cause the 2nd coming of Christ?
Say we did find Jesus's tomb, or body, or the shroud, or something that gave us a DNA sample.
Say one day a crazy scientist decied to do a little experiment and clone the DNA.
Say one day an exact clone of Jesus was born - unto a woman without having sex
Say one day you were standing there holding little baby Jesus in your arms - again.
Is it so hard to believe in miracles?
It happened before - an IMMACULATE CONCEPTION unto a virgin who had never been with a man.
Hell we can do that right now! Take an egg, fertilize it with DNA from Jesus
put it into a virgin...
You dont think i'm the first guy to think of this do you?
You dont think its not possible do you?
Please tell me your not that dumb!
Say one day a crazy scientist decied to do a little experiment and clone the DNA.
Say one day an exact clone of Jesus was born - unto a woman without having sex
Say one day you were standing there holding little baby Jesus in your arms - again.
Is it so hard to believe in miracles?
It happened before - an IMMACULATE CONCEPTION unto a virgin who had never been with a man.
Hell we can do that right now! Take an egg, fertilize it with DNA from Jesus
put it into a virgin...
You dont think i'm the first guy to think of this do you?
You dont think its not possible do you?
Please tell me your not that dumb!
So Jesus was just a man huh?
I watched this show on Jesus's supposed tomb in Jerusalem.
I can kill this theory with one sentence.
Without a DNA sample from Jesus - you cant prove he is buried there.
Thats it!
What? Jesus was not of Mary's flesh - the VIRGIN Mary - The IMMACULATE CONCEPTION.
Jesus is in no way geneticly related to Joseph or Mary so he cannot be proven to be buried in the tomb and therefore he cannot be linked to any of the others buried in the tomb. Anyone geneticly related buried in the tomb, as the rest of the family is, except Mary Magdeline, cannot be Jesus! So any related DNA cannot belong to Jesus. And at the very least, he might be geneticly related to Mary his mother if god used her eggs. But he should in no way be related to Joseph.
The only way to identify jesus is a direct sample of his DNA. His earthly parents did not contribute to his DNA.
I can kill this theory with one sentence.
Without a DNA sample from Jesus - you cant prove he is buried there.
Thats it!
What? Jesus was not of Mary's flesh - the VIRGIN Mary - The IMMACULATE CONCEPTION.
Jesus is in no way geneticly related to Joseph or Mary so he cannot be proven to be buried in the tomb and therefore he cannot be linked to any of the others buried in the tomb. Anyone geneticly related buried in the tomb, as the rest of the family is, except Mary Magdeline, cannot be Jesus! So any related DNA cannot belong to Jesus. And at the very least, he might be geneticly related to Mary his mother if god used her eggs. But he should in no way be related to Joseph.
The only way to identify jesus is a direct sample of his DNA. His earthly parents did not contribute to his DNA.
GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT A PROBLEM
Im not gonna say that were not having an impact on our climate because we are.
But do you realize, 1 volcanic eruption pollutes the earth more than humans have in the history of the world?
Do you know that more crude oil pours out onto the ocean floor every day than we consume?
Do you know that the Sun can change the earths temperature dramatically if it has even the slightest variation in its surface temperature or has a solar flare?
Our impact is like putting a drop of red food coloring into a lake and thinking we can eventually turn the lake red!
They have even tried to blame green house emissions on livestock!
How much gas do you think a Brontosaurus gave off eating all those veggies!
Have they ever watched the Discovery channel - and those thermal vents miles down in the ocean? Surrounded by life! In all that pollution!
If global warming is a myth - then what about the OZONE LAYER???
was that a hoax too???
This planet is made for this to happen!
Volcanos - what do you suppose happens when red hot LAVA comes into contact with a great big OIL DEPOSIT?
CAN YOU SAY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
What happens if the sun cools off - global cooling! ICE AGE
It's all so rediculous! THEY CANT PROVE CRAP! You cant judge Millions of years of history on a 100 year shapshot!
But do you realize, 1 volcanic eruption pollutes the earth more than humans have in the history of the world?
Do you know that more crude oil pours out onto the ocean floor every day than we consume?
Do you know that the Sun can change the earths temperature dramatically if it has even the slightest variation in its surface temperature or has a solar flare?
Our impact is like putting a drop of red food coloring into a lake and thinking we can eventually turn the lake red!
They have even tried to blame green house emissions on livestock!
How much gas do you think a Brontosaurus gave off eating all those veggies!
Have they ever watched the Discovery channel - and those thermal vents miles down in the ocean? Surrounded by life! In all that pollution!
If global warming is a myth - then what about the OZONE LAYER???
was that a hoax too???
This planet is made for this to happen!
Volcanos - what do you suppose happens when red hot LAVA comes into contact with a great big OIL DEPOSIT?
CAN YOU SAY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
What happens if the sun cools off - global cooling! ICE AGE
It's all so rediculous! THEY CANT PROVE CRAP! You cant judge Millions of years of history on a 100 year shapshot!
Nancy Pelosi is a DISGRACE to WOMEN!
Take off that Muslim head scarf!
We dont make them put on certian clothes when they come to our country.
They need to show some respect. All she has done is shown them who is dominant and
prostrated herself before the leaders of Syria.
If the rule of law was that she be naked before the king, would she drop her pants?
She has embarassed our country, her position, our prominance in the world.
They wear those over there because they are WOMEN.
And WOMEN are sub-humans.
They are property - like cattle.
And by dawning the head scarf - she tells them that she is also a lowly woman.
She is educated too - she should be stoned to death
she has a drivers licence too - that is illegal in Saudi Arabia
She is a whore just for wearing pants!
Her vagina should be mutilated or she should be executed by her own family just so
her family wont have to face the disgrace of her sins!
We dont make them put on certian clothes when they come to our country.
They need to show some respect. All she has done is shown them who is dominant and
prostrated herself before the leaders of Syria.
If the rule of law was that she be naked before the king, would she drop her pants?
She has embarassed our country, her position, our prominance in the world.
They wear those over there because they are WOMEN.
And WOMEN are sub-humans.
They are property - like cattle.
And by dawning the head scarf - she tells them that she is also a lowly woman.
She is educated too - she should be stoned to death
she has a drivers licence too - that is illegal in Saudi Arabia
She is a whore just for wearing pants!
Her vagina should be mutilated or she should be executed by her own family just so
her family wont have to face the disgrace of her sins!
I say hand out VISA cards at the border!
I dont know about you - but my credit card company sure knows how to find me!
They know where I shopped - when i was there - how much i spent - who my teller was - where i bought the item at in the store and im sure much more!
Our INS is a miserable failure. But if they were using a credit card, we could track every person in this country with ease.
So I say - give em all cards! Hand them out at the border!
They know where I shopped - when i was there - how much i spent - who my teller was - where i bought the item at in the store and im sure much more!
Our INS is a miserable failure. But if they were using a credit card, we could track every person in this country with ease.
So I say - give em all cards! Hand them out at the border!
Why do Republicans want amnesty for Illegal Immigrants?
Why do Black people vote Democrat?
The Democrats were the ones who protected the blacks rights and freedoms and that earned them a loyalty that lives to this day.
So now that Mexican Americans are the largest growing minority in this country,
if the Republicans were to earn the loyality of this group
It could last for generations, just like the black vote has for Democrats.
Who ever helps them first gets their vote!
The Democrats were the ones who protected the blacks rights and freedoms and that earned them a loyalty that lives to this day.
So now that Mexican Americans are the largest growing minority in this country,
if the Republicans were to earn the loyality of this group
It could last for generations, just like the black vote has for Democrats.
Who ever helps them first gets their vote!
We are living out PROPHECY
I know, I know you dont wana hear about the Bible.
But to ignore it, when your enemy is living by it, is a very bad idea.
So what is the big deal anyways with the Judism and Islam? Why do they hate each other.
Well, once upon a time, a blind man had 2 sons. One son was jealous of the other. The one had his fathers favor and this made him jealous. So he dressed up like his brother and tricked his blind father into promissing him his enheritance. Thus began the dispute between the Jews and the Muslims. One claims to be decendant of the decietful son, and one is the other sons decendants. Thats why they fight over the land promissed to them by their father.
To them this land is sacred and is promissed to them by God and is protected by God.
Well there are prophecys in the bible that are marked with time checkpoints of sorts. A very important checkpoint was when Isreal was again made into a Nation in the fourties.
The president of Iran also believes that some of these prophecys are about to come true. There are many things taking place that bear an interesting resemblance to some of these prophecys. See Iran is not Arab. They belong to another group which in the bible and koran will be responsible for many of the things that lead to the end times.
The believe this - and untill we here in the West accept that as a fact - and deal with them with that in mind - we will never survive this! The believe they are part of a biblical path to the end of the world and the coming of their messiah. Christians believe they are party to the coming of the anti-christ.
Untill we factor the bible into the current political landscape were screwed!
But were too busy taking the bible out of everything!
But to ignore it, when your enemy is living by it, is a very bad idea.
So what is the big deal anyways with the Judism and Islam? Why do they hate each other.
Well, once upon a time, a blind man had 2 sons. One son was jealous of the other. The one had his fathers favor and this made him jealous. So he dressed up like his brother and tricked his blind father into promissing him his enheritance. Thus began the dispute between the Jews and the Muslims. One claims to be decendant of the decietful son, and one is the other sons decendants. Thats why they fight over the land promissed to them by their father.
To them this land is sacred and is promissed to them by God and is protected by God.
Well there are prophecys in the bible that are marked with time checkpoints of sorts. A very important checkpoint was when Isreal was again made into a Nation in the fourties.
The president of Iran also believes that some of these prophecys are about to come true. There are many things taking place that bear an interesting resemblance to some of these prophecys. See Iran is not Arab. They belong to another group which in the bible and koran will be responsible for many of the things that lead to the end times.
The believe this - and untill we here in the West accept that as a fact - and deal with them with that in mind - we will never survive this! The believe they are part of a biblical path to the end of the world and the coming of their messiah. Christians believe they are party to the coming of the anti-christ.
Untill we factor the bible into the current political landscape were screwed!
But were too busy taking the bible out of everything!
Muslim Extremeists are ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE
I know that a lot of people think that we are gonna talk our way out of the problems in the middle east. But we wont. Unless you want to convert to Islam.
Lets use the scale that seems to make sense to everyone - the Left wing - Right wing scale.
Right wing extreme would be Totolitarian rule based on Monotheistic Laws.
Left wing extreme would be Anarchy.
Which end of the scale do you think that Extreme Islam is on? Left or Right?
Does Islam support gay marrage? No they would probably kill all the gays first- 1 for Right wing.
Do the like Hollywood and all the Liberal Actors? No they hate their guts - 2 for right wing.
Do they like people who are Athiests? No convert to Islam or die - 3 for right wing.
What Liberals dont understand is the things that they hate most are the things that Liberals hold dearist - the freedoms - to be gay - freedom from god - freedom of expression - free to do whatever they want.
Extreme Islam is against all of that.
You only believe in god. His laws are absolute. And anything that he disapproves of can get you killed.
You are never going to get a true religious zealot to betray his god just so he can get along with you. The orders from his GOD outrank you and your peace plan.
Believe it or not, all those deviant liberals out there who hate the republicans - should thank them. They are willing to fight and die so you can be wierd.
The first thing the Islamic extremist would do would be to round up all the deviants and exterminate them.
So thank the war monger republicans for having the balls to stand up and defend your right to be a berry eating tree hugging married gay athiest hippy peace activist!
Because the other guys want to kill you!
Lets use the scale that seems to make sense to everyone - the Left wing - Right wing scale.
Right wing extreme would be Totolitarian rule based on Monotheistic Laws.
Left wing extreme would be Anarchy.
Which end of the scale do you think that Extreme Islam is on? Left or Right?
Does Islam support gay marrage? No they would probably kill all the gays first- 1 for Right wing.
Do the like Hollywood and all the Liberal Actors? No they hate their guts - 2 for right wing.
Do they like people who are Athiests? No convert to Islam or die - 3 for right wing.
What Liberals dont understand is the things that they hate most are the things that Liberals hold dearist - the freedoms - to be gay - freedom from god - freedom of expression - free to do whatever they want.
Extreme Islam is against all of that.
You only believe in god. His laws are absolute. And anything that he disapproves of can get you killed.
You are never going to get a true religious zealot to betray his god just so he can get along with you. The orders from his GOD outrank you and your peace plan.
Believe it or not, all those deviant liberals out there who hate the republicans - should thank them. They are willing to fight and die so you can be wierd.
The first thing the Islamic extremist would do would be to round up all the deviants and exterminate them.
So thank the war monger republicans for having the balls to stand up and defend your right to be a berry eating tree hugging married gay athiest hippy peace activist!
Because the other guys want to kill you!
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